http://clkoerner.com/2006/03/23/55/ Cliché Tagline about being a Dreamer, a Thinker, a Husband and a Father Mon, 06 Sep 2010 18:56:19 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 http://clkoerner.com/2006/03/23/55/comment-page-1/#comment-71 Jackie Koerner » Blog Archive » Funny as all Hell! Fri, 24 Mar 2006 12:19:49 +0000 http://www.clkoerner.com/?p=55#comment-71 [...] My husband had to turn his Powerbook back in to Apple since his reign as Campus Rep was over and I had since then taken over the world (muh ah ah ah).  No, but I did take his Powerbook.  It’s ONE gen older than his was with Apple, and he complains…so, rewind.  Weeks before he turns in his Powerbook, the MACBOOK PRO comes out.  I need to put “MACBOOK PRO” in larger, blinking shiney letters for Chris.  That is how incredibly awesome this computer is to him.  I ask him one day, while I am conveniently looking at the MacBook Pro Online, “What would you like on it?”  He gets tickled and comes over and starts clicking.  He was just showing me and didn’t think I’d order it.  Well, once he was done clicking, I saved it to the cart.  Fast forward to our anniversary…six years.  I get up with Kari at the crack of well before dawn and order the MacBook Pro.  I sent the confirmation to Chris’ email address so he’d check his email and get his surprise.  I couldn’t wait.  I tried to get him out of bed by telling him as ‘ditzily’ as I could that I had his password reset on his iTunes account and I didn’t know how to fix it.  I kept trying to get him up telling him that I think I really broke something.  He finally gets up and said, “I know why you want me to check my email.”  I think I’ve been found out and ask, “Why?”  He response with an eye roll, “You sent me an e-card.”  “Yep, that’s it.  You’ve found me out.”  Well, let’s just say nothing else but an email about his very own MacBook Pro could put a smile on his face this early in the morning.  See how excited he is. [...] [...] My husband had to turn his Powerbook back in to Apple since his reign as Campus Rep was over and I had since then taken over the world (muh ah ah ah).  No, but I did take his Powerbook.  It’s ONE gen older than his was with Apple, and he complains…so, rewind.  Weeks before he turns in his Powerbook, the MACBOOK PRO comes out.  I need to put “MACBOOK PRO” in larger, blinking shiney letters for Chris.  That is how incredibly awesome this computer is to him.  I ask him one day, while I am conveniently looking at the MacBook Pro Online, “What would you like on it?”  He gets tickled and comes over and starts clicking.  He was just showing me and didn’t think I’d order it.  Well, once he was done clicking, I saved it to the cart.  Fast forward to our anniversary…six years.  I get up with Kari at the crack of well before dawn and order the MacBook Pro.  I sent the confirmation to Chris’ email address so he’d check his email and get his surprise.  I couldn’t wait.  I tried to get him out of bed by telling him as ‘ditzily’ as I could that I had his password reset on his iTunes account and I didn’t know how to fix it.  I kept trying to get him up telling him that I think I really broke something.  He finally gets up and said, “I know why you want me to check my email.”  I think I’ve been found out and ask, “Why?”  He response with an eye roll, “You sent me an e-card.”  “Yep, that’s it.  You’ve found me out.”  Well, let’s just say nothing else but an email about his very own MacBook Pro could put a smile on his face this early in the morning.  See how excited he is. [...]

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